Plan for Peace
>>You gotta love Robin Williams... Leave it to Robin Williams to come up
>with the perfect plan .. what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to
>stand
>up and repeat this message.
>
>Robin William's plan. (Hard to argue with this logic!)
>
>I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
>for peace. So, here's one plan.
>
>1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
>affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
>Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never
>"interfere" again.
>
>2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
>Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
>would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
>the
>fence.
>
>3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
>leave.  We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
>will be
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
>are.  France would welcome them.
>
>4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
>days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would
>be
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
>hide here.
>Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
>cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
>
>5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
>If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
>
>6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
>wise.  This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
>will
>require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
>caribou will
>have to cope for a while.
>
>7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
>for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
>somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
>filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
>
>8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
>will not "interfere," They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
>rain,
>cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is
>stolen or
>given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
>anything.
>
>9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
>need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building
>would
>make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
>can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
>ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan.
>
>"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
>tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
>'You
>want a piece of me?'"
>