New Billboards from GOD

New billboards are getting attention in Arizona. Some reported seeing
one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them. Here's a list
of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a
simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring
organization is included. These are awesome... enjoy.
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Tell the kids I love them.
-God
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Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God
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C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God
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What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God
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We need to talk.
-God
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Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God
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Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...I meant it.
-God
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I love you and you and you and you and...
-God
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Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God
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Follow me.
-God
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Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding!
-God
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My way IS the highway.
-God
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Need directions?
-God
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You think it's hot here?
-God
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Have you read my #1 best seller?
There will be a test.
-God
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Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God
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(And my personal favorite...)
Don't make me come down there.
-God
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